Monday, May 19, 2014

You Don't Know... Bolas

Part VI: Sound of Music

Remaining with the theme of my previous blog, I want to continue to shine light on the true identities of my Furman Elite teammates through the use of mediocre metaphor. Last time you learned what career each member will get involved in once this running thing gets the ax. Well, the other day, I cornered the Eliters in our locker-room shed and politely asked them the following: “If you could be any musician dead or living, who would you choose and why?” Some answers are to be expected, while others may surprise you. I strongly believe that one’s musical interests and/or musical idols are a reflection of both one’s louder personality traits as well as those more subtle characteristics hidden deep within our souls… Ok, enough of the cheesy stuff. Check it out! Keep in mind, though these answers have been slightly edited for formatting purposes, the responses are more or less untainted.

Wilkerson – Carrie Underwood
This artist is beautiful, soft-spoken, and multi-talented, just like our own Wilky-Way. A deep connection with the south, with a politeness and humility that has attracted a massive fan-base, Wilks could actually teach Carrie a few things, except for a love of country music—they were born with that!

Lee – Eric Earley
Lead man for that quintessential underground indie alternative rock band, Blitzen Trapper. With roots in the Northwest, his complex lyrics and acoustic guitar work have always spoken to Lee, who would fit in quite nicely among the intellectual, progressive crowds of Portlandia.

Heidi – Elena “Ellie” Goulding
Super talented and possessing incredible vocal ranges, both of these exotic foreigners have turned the U.S. into their personal playground—Goulding transforming the synth-pop music scene and Heidi taking it to her American counterparts on the track. Goulding, coincidentally, deems herself as a running-enthusiast, but she’s got nothing on the Mama Kitty’s track skillz.

Jeff – Buddy Holly
Now this one caught me off guard but Jeff made a good argument. Buddy was the front-man for a band at the heart of the Rockabilly musical revolution, just as Jeff is the clear leader of Furman Elite, which is attempting to transform the post-collegiate running scene. In addition, both sport that lovable, nerdy charm.

Steph – Michael Buble
This fabulous singer/songwriter simply has the biggest heart in the music scene, much like Steph’s in the running world. He’s one of the best at what he does, dropping beautiful rhymes about love while Steph is one of the best at what she does, crushing competition for one PR after another.

Rob – Chad Kroeger
Officially stumped with this one, but let the man explain. Rob has always found inspiration from Nickleback’s lead man. Though Rob claims allegiance to death metal, deep down, Nickleback’s post-grunge, pop rock tunes give him one endless adrenaline rush. He knows that the future of rock ‘n’ roll lies in the hands of Chad, and Rob will always admire him for that.

Michael – Matt Berninger
This guy is a true rock star and lead man of The National. Michael and Matt share similar stories—a deep baritone voice and glorious facial hair, a dark, mysterious past and a quiet, yet spectacular rise to stardom.

Craig – Scott Stapp
In Craig’s own words: “Where do I start? First off, who doesn’t love Creed? Secondly, ‘With Arms Wide Open’… I mean really, what else is there to say? Greatest. Band. Ever. Go to for every pre-race pump up cuz you know, I just really respect Scott’s commitment to the craft.”

Nicole – Annie Clark aka St. Vincent
For those of you unfamiliar with St. Vincent, please take a few minutes to youtube a video or two of hers and this will all make sense. Totally unique, incredibly talented, rather eccentric—the makings of a true artist. Annie and Nicole share similar characteristics in their respective industries as exceptional individuals at the forefront of their fields.

Cory – Macklemore
The man stormed the international rap scene this past year with an eclectic style that caught everyone’s attention. Meanwhile our man, Mr. Leslie, dominated the running scene, ripping world-standard times in two separate events. They’re cool, well respected among their piers, the best at what they do, and show no signs of slowing down.

Me – TBD
As a strong believer in reincarnation, I need not make a decision on any past or present musician, but will instead wait for the moment when I am reborn as a musical god, raining my musical genius down upon a world that has long been tortured by the slow decay of the music scene.

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