Remaining with the theme of my previous blog, I want to
continue to shine light on the true identities of my Furman Elite teammates
through the use of mediocre metaphor. Last time you learned what career each
member will get involved in once this running thing gets the ax. Well, the
other day, I cornered the Eliters in our locker-room shed and politely asked
them the following: “If you could be any musician dead or living, who would you
choose and why?” Some answers are to be expected, while others may surprise
you. I strongly believe that one’s musical interests and/or musical idols are a
reflection of both one’s louder personality traits as well as those more subtle
characteristics hidden deep within our souls… Ok, enough of the cheesy stuff.
Check it out! Keep in mind, though these answers have been slightly edited for
formatting purposes, the responses are more or less untainted.
Wilkerson – Carrie Underwood
This artist is beautiful, soft-spoken, and multi-talented,
just like our own Wilky-Way. A deep connection with the south, with a
politeness and humility that has attracted a massive fan-base, Wilks could
actually teach Carrie a few things, except for a love of country music—they
were born with that!
Lee – Eric Earley
Lead man for that quintessential underground indie
alternative rock band, Blitzen Trapper. With roots in the Northwest, his
complex lyrics and acoustic guitar work have always spoken to Lee, who would
fit in quite nicely among the intellectual, progressive crowds of Portlandia.
Heidi – Elena “Ellie” Goulding
Super talented and possessing incredible vocal ranges, both
of these exotic foreigners have turned the U.S. into their personal
playground—Goulding transforming the synth-pop music scene and Heidi taking it
to her American counterparts on the track. Goulding, coincidentally, deems
herself as a running-enthusiast, but she’s got nothing on the Mama Kitty’s
track skillz.
Jeff – Buddy Holly
Now this one caught me off guard but Jeff made a good
argument. Buddy was the front-man for a band at the heart of the Rockabilly
musical revolution, just as Jeff is the clear leader of Furman Elite, which is
attempting to transform the post-collegiate running scene. In addition, both
sport that lovable, nerdy charm.
Steph – Michael Buble
This fabulous singer/songwriter simply has the biggest heart
in the music scene, much like Steph’s in the running world. He’s one of the
best at what he does, dropping beautiful rhymes about love while Steph is one
of the best at what she does, crushing competition for one PR after another.
Rob – Chad
Kroeger
Officially stumped with this one, but let the man explain.
Rob has always found inspiration from Nickleback’s lead man. Though Rob claims
allegiance to death metal, deep down, Nickleback’s post-grunge, pop rock tunes
give him one endless adrenaline rush. He knows that the future of rock ‘n’ roll
lies in the hands of Chad ,
and Rob will always admire him for that.
Michael – Matt Berninger
This guy is a true rock star and lead man of The National.
Michael and Matt share similar stories—a deep baritone voice and glorious facial
hair, a dark, mysterious past and a quiet, yet spectacular rise to stardom.
Craig – Scott Stapp
In Craig’s own words: “Where do I start? First off, who
doesn’t love Creed? Secondly, ‘With Arms Wide Open’… I mean really, what else
is there to say? Greatest. Band. Ever. Go to for every pre-race pump up cuz you
know, I just really respect Scott’s commitment to the craft.”
Nicole – Annie Clark aka St. Vincent
For those of you unfamiliar with St. Vincent ,
please take a few minutes to youtube a video or two of hers and this will all
make sense. Totally unique, incredibly talented, rather eccentric—the makings
of a true artist. Annie and Nicole share similar characteristics in their
respective industries as exceptional individuals at the forefront of their
fields.
Cory – Macklemore
The man stormed the international rap scene this past year
with an eclectic style that caught everyone’s attention. Meanwhile our man, Mr.
Leslie, dominated the running scene, ripping world-standard times in two
separate events. They’re cool, well respected among their piers, the best at
what they do, and show no signs of slowing down.
Me – TBD
As a strong believer in
reincarnation, I need not make a decision on any past or present musician, but
will instead wait for the moment when I am reborn as a musical god, raining my
musical genius down upon a world that has long been tortured by the slow decay
of the music scene.
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